Rajni sir and his Hollywood counterpart

I was browsing through the internet and came across this incredibly funny site. It is about Chuck Norris, an actor and martial arts expert. He seems to be Hollywood's version of Rajnikanth. Just check this out (If you've never heard of Chuck Norris, just replace his name with Rajnikanth):

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Just out of curiosity, I googled "Rajnikanth facts" and this is what I found:

Rajnikanth Facts
Rajnikanth Facts 2

My favourite:
If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Some others:
When Rajinikanth does division, there are no remainders.

Rajnikanth can disable a thermonuclear bomb in 3 seconds while blindfolded and with both hands behind his back.

Or better still - A thermonuclear bomb disables itself when it sees Rajnikanth coming.

Rajnikanth doesn’t roll on the ground. Earth just rolls around him.